Colette and Edgar: Badasses in Starr Park

this is not mine btw this is mrjeffygodman's/mrgoodmanjeffy

(to be completed)

it was a normal day at starr park. the year was unknown. Gale was mopping the floor when he sees a bright red light pointing at the sky. He feels the heat in his body and his blood was pumping. Someone yelled, "Hey! You can't be here!" holding a gun. Fearing his life, Gale runs into the gift shop. "Guys guysguys theres a shooter Run away guys! Were f\\\king gonna die! Oh damn it, I got a stroke ohmygaod" Colette says "damn it edgar no more time for cutting wrists nw" the egayer boy says fuqno man and then she drags his hand and teror is everywhere. wtf is that amogus egayer says ye sthat is and then Arnold Schwarzenegger busts through the front gates in a modified Hummer H1. Drifting into three cotton candy stands and Edgar wheelies in a thousand horsepower hot rod. VROOOOOOOOM! Thanos comes in and reverses space time and blows up the Cave Coaster ride three hundred feet away. "Shit, thats badass!" yelled a falling Edgar, crashing his ride in the Elixir Evasion tank, spewing gallons and gallons of mystery pink fuel. A power tower collapses, and Colette rides out of the famous Mineshaft Bumper Car ride, "Hop in, cuck!" Edgar quickly grabs the cart and rips his pants during the run. Dom Toretto fights El Primo in the Mexican Triple and the family crashes a plane, falling out and shooting everyone. Colette crashes into a secretive staion and opens fire. Oh, and Edgar has his pants back. They press a red button and a bomb detonates, two thosans bombs t e exact. Tick el Dick crashed his head into a nearby nuclear plant, and lethal doses of radiation clouded the park. Doomsday was here. An ambulance pulled up and edgar started driving. He hits a little girl which bloodified the windshield. He couldnt see so he crashed into an invisible boy. Before he knew it he drifted into the Starr Waterpark. Smashing into the changing rooms, Collage warsn edgar and crashes into a pool. Fuq and then Michael Jackson came back from his grave. Everyone was watching MJ as he moonwalked into a tornado made by Gale. Edgar then slides down the slides in a JETSKI. Colette somehow slides down in a Toyota AE86 and starts drifting everywhere. It was basically the fast and the furious reverted by Thanos and the whole family said family. Arnold Schwarzenegger turns into terminator and terminates everything in sight. He blew up another nuclear plant, idk why nuclear plants are exploding but they are, Everyone is muattiing and edgar has 37 extra belly buttons. Then an earthquake makes sandy wake up and forms a standstorm that kills everyone. Edgar and Colette escaped alive. No shipping, you idiot. Byron jabs his staff in Edgar and he dies from heavy bleeding, Colette? She flew to Cuba and lived a cozy life there.